Join the Pod for Exclusive Access to Cosmic Insights & Spiritual Upgrades!
Welcome to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity Pod—your VIP pass to decoding the universe, one existential crisis at a time ✨
This is where seekers, skeptics, and cosmic wanderers come to get their spiritual downloads, tarot guidance, and celestial blueprints—without the fluff. Whether you’re just dipping your toes into the weirdness of the universe or you’re ready for a full-blown quantum leap, there’s a tier for you.
Inside the Pod, You’ll Get:
🔮 Monthly Tarot Readings – Collective pulls & personal insights to help you navigate life’s chaos.
🌠 Angelic Healing & Energy Work – Deep-dive spiritual recalibration (because Earth School is exhausting).
🛸 Cosmic Teachings – Exclusive lessons on timelines, manifestation, and WTF is happening in the cosmos.
📡 Personalized Astrology & Human Design Insights (VIP Tier) – Decode your soul’s blueprint and learn how to work with your cosmic coding.
🚀 Live Q&As, behind-the-scenes insights & more – Because spirituality should be fun, unfiltered, and a little bit chaotic.